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Top 10 Things People Say While Playing Modern Warfare 2
Top 10 Things People Say While Playing Modern Warfare 2
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#10 Are You F*cking Kidding Me? - This expression is something a MW2 player usually says when they’re either killed by a random grenade launcher or claymore.
#9 Oh My F*cking God!!! - This common COD phrase is usually the result of someone being killed multiple times in a row, and usually by the same player.
#8 Get The F*ck Out Of My Way You F*cking Dipsh*t! - This catchphrase is extremely useful when a player respawns and is trapped behind a player that won’t move. It is also used when somebody is blocking a doorway or moving too slow.
#4 F*cking Sniper/Shotgun/Claymore/Tactical Knife B*itch! - There are certain weapons in MW2 that are really annoying to be killed by. If a player kills you with one of these weapons, they are the name of that weapon and a b*itch.
#3 That Is Such F*cking Bullshit! - This reamark is used universally throughout the game for pretty much anytime a player dies for any reason whatsoever.
#2 F*ck You, You F*cking Noob Tubing Piece Of Sh*t! - MW2 players frequently use this expression to desribe the frustration of dying from a Noob that is only using a grenade launcher.
#1 What A F*cking Camper F*g! - Campers are the pussies, I mean players who always hide in corners, inside buildings and on rooftops while they’re lying on the ground surrounded by claymores. To all of your campers out there, and you know who you are, I sincerely hope some random stranger doesn’t accidentally pour acid on your genitals one day and set your car on fire for no reason whatsoever. Wait, I mean I “do” hope these things happen to you. Sorry about that, my mistake.
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Holy sh*t! Its like you’re f*cking spying on me!
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how the f**k did he know i was there!
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Ahh man ahh man f**k
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**** it, I’m out!
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@=[M]=Headshot, Lol, I always say that when I get a little too pissed.
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you for got “Wat the F**k”
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( A team of organized campers has just been raped) ” Oh I’m sorry i forgot to bring the smores to your little campfire.”
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LAGGGGGGGGG
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“Where the F*ck did he come from”!?!
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man, i laughed my ass off… cocoa puff milk almost came out as i read it.
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i pissed my self laughing at every video :L
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“THE SAME f**kING GUY! AGAIN!”
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On the PC, at least, what about incessant complaints of “F*****g Hacker” and “Aimbot Noob”?
“Nice wallhack, SniperWolf1″
“S!lentKill3r cheats!”
Because, of course, everyone knows you can’t get 10+ kills more than the next best player on the map without hacking.
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i think #6 should also apply to little kids playing mw2
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LAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u missed a simple 1 xD: f*ck you
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ive heard a kid named xXTHATx1xKIDXx on Xbox LIVE say “You F***ing automatic gun noob!”
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@Antz, ROFLMAO
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@Antz, LMFAO thats f**king mint, man I swear to s**t there was these four f**king kids singing Man-eater , like a barbershop quartet the whole demolition match , the sad part is the where all like 15-1 16-2 .
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or: How The F*ck did You F*cking Know I was There!?!
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hahaha i love “what the f*ck was that?” i say that ish all the time
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Lol u forgot commando for #4 or it should have its own. Plus #7 I’ve never heard and makes no sense…
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(Sit down and Shuddap!) When Enemy spays on you and doesn’t take you down then you let off 2 short burst of fire and takes him out!
(That’s Bull$hit!)When 2 short burst take you out and you unload the whole magazine on his a$$ and the F*cker is still standing! I hit that!
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i mutter under my breath alot… like “son of a b***h…” “Piece of s**t” and “you’ve gotta be f*****g kidding me”
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I had to go change my pants very funny. I feel there frustration and I have said a few of these commments in my head but never out loud. The kid on number two going have a hell of a saw hand.
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are you serious!? WOW!! REALLY?
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what the f**k he did not even shoot me that laging peice of s**t
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Forgot u f**king d**knob when a player on ur team throse a semetex on a car ur next to
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the classic. WHO THE F*CK PUTS A CLAYMORE THERE. REALLY
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My personal favorite, used when easily ousting campers from their pathetic little roost: “Surprise, c#ck bag”
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“Are you serious?” ; “Really?”
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WTF YOU HAVE MOD!!!
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How about all the racist and homophobic stuff everyone says….
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You forgot the most popular MW2 phrase EVER…ready? Wait for it…wait for it…it is:
“WOOOOOW”…with a touch of melancholy and awe
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my personal favourite thing to yell at the top of my lungs:
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
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WHAT THE F*** YOU F****** SPRAYER! haha! (:
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Everyone forgot the faviorite of everyone who plays lots of FFA or domination “f**king Boosters”
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“Oh, oh yea? Nice spray!!!”
“Your mom”
My favorite. You play like your moms titties….SLOPPY!
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” i was behind the f***ing wall” as in on my screen he couldn’t have hit me, goes with “F***ing LAG”.
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HAHAHA. A couple months ago, my roommate and I made a drinking game which required us to consume every time a certain phrase was used, most of which are included in this list.
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@jones creek, i say that one all the time, when im getting shot, i run behind a wall for cover and i stil die, i hate that. that should deffo be a vid ” i was behind the f***ing wall! “
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